I Speak Fluent ValleySpeak When Drunk
PAIGE – CHAPTER FOURTEEN “Paige! Where have you been? I haven’t seen you in here for two weeks.” Rhonda rushes up and gives me a bear hug. “Well I’ve been keeping myself busy at the garage working twelve-hour days. I’m…
Farting Aint Sexy
CODY- CHAPTER THIRTEEN Sheriff McGregor approaches my cell, looking angrier than before. “If I could get away without letting you have your damn phone call I would. But according to the law, I, unfortunately, have to.” “Sir I don’t know…
Challenge Accepted
Cody – Chapter Eleven You can’t run from the subconscious mind “You’re going to love this.” Jessica looking sexy as hell pulls off my shirt before I can even get my bearings. “Damn, woman, let a guy catch his breath…
While Drinking Coffee I Saw the Most Magnificent Creature
Paige – Chapter Nine I’m running for my life jumping over rocks and fallen trees. Hearing the faint sounds of dogs barking, I stop to look behind me to see faraway lights bouncing up and down. There must be a …
Survival Tip: Never Announce to a Woman’s Dad You’re Taking His Baby Girl Home
Cody – Chapter Six I watch in awe as Sheriff MacGregor turns a self-empowered sassy woman instantly into a twelve-year-old preteen in under a minute. Paige stumbles off to the kitchen to find cherry pie and coffee for her Dad. …
Damn It, I’m a Grown Ass Woman Daddy!
Paige – Chapter Five This is just freakin’ great. Leave it up to Rhonda to drop the Sheriff bomb before I even get in the door. I had planned to take Cody home and do all kinds of unspeakable things…
Check Number Twenty-Seven Off the Bucket List
Cody – Chapter Four I don’t know what to think. I’ve never quite had someone jump me, kiss the hell out of me, then go into shock before. That’s one for the record books to cross off my bucket list. …
How to Win a Guy by Laughing Hysterically Until You Hyperventilate
Paige – Chapter Three I’m standing there staring, just downright staring at his backside as he struts out to that souped-up Harley like he hasn’t got a care in the world. I look down and I am literally drooling onto…
